This is the best thing I have ever seen!!
FUCK
IT’S BACK!OHMY.
IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.
2 years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. the dad said “get the kids out of the house and we’ll call the police. we dont have a clown statue”. the clown was actually a killer that escaped the prison from 10 years ago. if you dont reblog this the clown will be on ur bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am.
I remember these I got this as an email like 6 years ago
Okay well this picture has really bad quality, but let me tell you a story. There’s this boy, and his name’s Dyllon. He’s the biggest bully and he’s always throwing stuff at me in school and I get so annoyed with him like he’s so rude. But today, I wore this brown cardigan thingy and the sleeves went down just past my elbows, so you could see some of my scars. In English I went to go hand him a pen or something and he saw them and he grabbed my arm and he like stroked one of them and smiled at me and I got really red and I thought he was gonna make fun of me for them, so I turned the other way. But he grabbed me and he hugged me and told me he loved me and then he showed me his arm and he had them too and I started crying and he told me it wasn’t worth it and that it’s okay and then he gave me his number and said if I ever needed him for anything to call him and he would do anything for me, even take the bus to my house if I needed him. It was the most serious I’d ever seen him be and i just love him so so much
imnotcryingimnotcryingimnotcrying
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes
Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.
That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen
Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
Wow! I kinda love this idea.
literally the future
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
i wanna scream and shout and let it all out
a person was paid to think this photo up
there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo
somebody did her makeup
these people were paid
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
